You will get
Two hole cards
Two whole cards
magically transform into...
...a spot card,
a card with a whole bunch of spots,
a card with a spot that covers the whole card,
and a spot card with a hole!
For a surprise finish, the final card is turned around to reveal the word "HOLE" written across the whole card! The snappy patter makes this hilarious whole routine make sense. No gimmicks, everything can be examined and the entire routine is instantly reset.